Series Premiere, Ballbags

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more; illustrious guest: fellow Bronx native Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Series premiere.

Talk Your Talk

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more; illustrious guest: Don Cheadle.

Struggle Jeans

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more; illustrious guests: Vince Staples and John Legend.

If I Woulda Did It

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more; illustrious guests: Ben Stiller and 2 Chainz.

Hateful Hairline

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more; illustrious guests: Lupita Nyong’o, Winston Duke & Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY).

You Thought!

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more; illustrious guests: Carmelo Anthony and Jordan Peele.

Mad Buns

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more; illustrious guest: Issa Rae.

News Adjacent

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more; illustrious guests: Stacey Abrams and Anna Kendrick.

Grits Ratio

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more; illustrious guest Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ).

Waiting for Julio

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more; illustrious guest: Seth Rogen.

On Deckington

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Lil Nas X, and a special appearance by Paul Scheer.

Open Your Third Eye

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Charlize Theron.

Look At Your Mans

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guests: Wu-Tang Clan.

Fax

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Bill Hader.

Jamaican Jockey

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Amy Poehler.

Royal Baby Newport

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Gabrielle Union.

Hold That

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Ava DuVernay.

Lowkey, Stay Down

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guests: Spike Lee and Matt Walsh.

Platinum Dad Joke

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Pete Buttigieg

Pon'Delocke

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Lin-Manuel Miranda

Electric Lemonade

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Regina Hall

It's Cultural

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: ScHoolboy Q

Pivot To Aliens

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Anthony Anderson

Y'all Not Low

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Ice Cube

Link In Bio

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Zendaya

Bonus Illustriousness

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more.

The Macaroni & Cheese Sound

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Kumail Nanjiani

Charcoonery Plate

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Kemba Walker

Staring In Ashanti

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Megan Rapinoe

Digital Hookah

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Dascha Polanco

Drop A Pin

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Common

Sightseeing Dog

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Billy Eichner

Alien Hook Off

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guests: Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen

It's a Boy

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: DaBaby

Tech Flex

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Taraji P. Henson

TEETH ON LAYAWAY

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Ta-Nehisi Coates

WEST INDIAN FENCE

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Gayle King

THE BACK OF YOUR BACK

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Bill Burr

UN JOKKERSTEPPEN

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Bernie Sanders

COME COLLECT UNCLE DARYL

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Anna Kendrick

TAKE YOUR TIME BABY

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Kenan Thompson

FROM DEEP

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Chris Hayes

GRAB THAT BOOMER

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Hasan Minhaj

THAT'S LARPING

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Shea Serrano

DANCING BOK CHOY

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guests: Chadwick Boseman and Elizabeth Warren

PJ Boys

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: David Letterman.

2020 Vision

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Hard to Get a Ticket

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Penn Badgley.

SU-SU-Sucio

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Lakeith Stanfield.

Full Body Roll

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Maxine Waters

That's a Lotta Rappin'

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: John Mulaney.

Woke Switcheroo

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Killer Mike.

Whopping Good Time

Illustrious guest: Missy Elliott.

Bare Minimum Ally

Illustrious guest: Nick Kroll.

Dominican Leprechaun

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Wale.

Big Beach Towel

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more. Illustrious guest: Seth Meyers

That Rona

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Dr. Anthony Fauci

Stay At Home Dad Jokes

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: John Legend

R.O.!. From Nana

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Malcolm Gladwell

Van Gogh Album Cut

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Tracee Ellis Ross

You Mad Doofy

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Mark Cuban

Built-In Gratuity

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Joe Biden

Three Nuts and a Possible

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Alicia Keys

Dunk on Napoleon

A Caravan of Karens

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Chef José Andrés.

Bologna Goatee

The Goat's Always for Sale

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guests: Spike Jonze and Beastie Boys

Terrifying and Sexy at the Same Time

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Billy Porter

The Metaphysical Hypothetical

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Dr. Nina

Infobars

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Katie Porter

Baline Human

It's Been Asparamanced

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Jesse Williams

We Was Wolves

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes.

One Big T-Zone

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: RMR

You Are The Jake

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Jamaal Bowman

It Be Your Own Mans

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Jon Stewart

Cream of Corona

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Noname

Old School Glizzy

Different Coastal Work

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guests: Don Cheadle and Lady A

Slow My Curve

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guests: Eric Andre and Kenny Stills

Bottle Service Cheeks

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Andy Samberg

Six Figures In This

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Taylor Rooks

Sound It Out

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Stephen A. Smith

Ms. Papi

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Usain Bolt

Love Your Work

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guests: Seth Rogen and Cori Bush

A Dickens of a Time

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Chloe x Halle

Fully Accredited Institution

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Sue Bird

We Invented Sucio

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Jaime Harrison

Victoria Cakes

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Saweetie

Disloyal to Moisturizer

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Jaden Smith

Respect the Eagle

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Kamala Harris

Entanglement Eyes

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: John David Washington

Brunch Boots

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Janelle Monáe

Coulda Been An Email

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Big Sean

New York Miracle

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Tony Hawk

Five Star Baby

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: LL Cool J

Pandemic Type Beat

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guests: Timbaland and Swizz Beatz

Between You and You

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Chika

Twelve Months of Papi

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Jason Derulo

These Phones Ain't Loyal

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Ethan Hawke

Mids Bop

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Yahya Abdul-Mateen II

Rookie Draft Day Pants

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Sarah Cooper

I'm Butt Nilzy

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: HAIM

I Can Eyeball Bushels

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: RZA

This Is Lighthearted Fun That We Havin' Right Now

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: Chris Rock

DMFM: The Home of Boom Bap - Special

Desus and Mero transform their studio into an old-school radio station for a one-hour special paying homage to hip hop history. Featuring special guests Busta Rhymes, Rick Ross, Diplo, Sheila E and A$AP Ferg in a love letter to New York.

The Obama Interview

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero sound off on pop culture, politics, sports and more, now coming to you from their own homes. Illustrious guest: former President Barack Obama.

RIGHT OFF THE RIP

Illustrious guest: Stacey Abrams

COOK-'EM-ALL

Illustrious guest: Freddy Gibbs

THAT'S ON Y'ALL

Illustrious guest: Jazmine Sullivan

I SMELL BROKE

Illustrious guest: Whoopi Goldberg

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE G.O.A.T.

Illustrious guests: Zendaya & John David Washington English

WE BE HERE, HE BE THERE

Illustrious guest: Anthony Mackie

MOVE TO UTICA

Illustrious guest: Ludacris

BIRD COUSINS

Illustrious guest: Kelly Rowland

THE WILD CRANIUM

Illustrious guest: Travis "Taco" Bennett

EAST COAST REGGIE

Illustrious guest: Ramy Youssef

MAD MOIST

Illustrious guest: Delroy Lindo

DON’T COME TO MY FUNERAL

Illustrious guest: Eddie Huang

PIPES O’CLOCK

Illustrious guest: Phoebe Bridgers

PUFF OF FEATHERS

Illustrious guest: Eddie Murphy

MY LITTLE MULE

Illustrious guest: 24kGoldn

L MACHINE

Illustrious guest: Kenan Thompson

FUTURE HATS

Illustrious guest: Glenn Close

HALF A LIP

Illustrious guest: Andra Day

WEEKEND DAD

Illustrious guest: Miguel

TWERKING FOR NO ONE

Illustrious guest: J Balvin

THE CHEEK DETECTIVE

Illustrious guest: Issa Rae

THE PLATYPUS OF SALADS

Illustrious guest: Demi Lovato

YO FREE KNOWLEDGE

Illustrious guest: Julian Edelman

ONE WOOD

Illustrious guest: Taylour Paige

WALL OF ZEPPOLES

Illustrious guest: Yo-Yo Ma

STURDY LIMBS

Illustrious guest: Lil Nas X

WATERMARKED X-RAYS

Illustrious guest: Yara Shahidi

MID-NUP

Illustrious guest: Don Cheadle

FULL BODY TOPPY

Illustrious guest: Migos

MAD HABITAT

Illustrious guest: Benny Blanco

YEARLY BERET BUDGET

Illustrious guest: Vince Staples

KETCHUP & OYSTERS

Illustrious guest: Barry Jenkins

SEA OF UNCLES

Illustrious guest: Cynthia Erivo

BANG YOUR LITTLE HAMMER

Illustrious guest: H.E.R.

STAYING IN THE DRAFTS

Illustrious guest: Bobby Shmurda

SPACE LAW

Illustrious guest: Matt Damon

YIELD TO REBINNERS

Illustrious guest: Zazie Beetz

AKA HARRY NUGS

Illustrious guest: Eric André

THROW THE MID

Illustrious guest: Idris Elba

SCAMMING FEE

Illustrious guest: Marlon Wayans

ORIGINAL HAIRLINE

Illustrious guest: Chance the Rapper

WILD VENOMOUS

Illustrious guest: John Turturro

IT MIGHT BE REGGAETON

Illustrious guest: Nas

NOT GUILTY, YOUR MAJESTY

Illustrious guest: Lewis Hamilton

WILD ROMANTICAL

Illustrious guest: Baby Keem

AFRICAN AMERICAN CHLOROPHYLL

Illustrious guest: Dave Grohl

PRAYER WARRIORS ASSEMBLE

Illustrious guest: Yvonne Orji

TODDLER LEVEL CONFIDENCE

Illustrious guest: A$AP Rocky

CLOWN-LIKE ACTIONS

Illustrious guest: Cordae

WEST INDIAN DAD FEET

Illustrious guest: Dwayne Johnson

OVARY MAJORA

Illustrious guest: Keke Palmer

JUST ASKING QUESTIONS

Illustrious guest: Jeff Goldblum

CO-POTATOING

Illustrious guest: Kevin Hart

A VERY ROASTABLE SHIRT

Illustrious guest: Tracy Morgan

STEAMED STEAK

Illustrious guest: French Montana

SUSHI HOT DOGS

Illustrious guest: Sandra Bullock

110% POLYESTER

Illustrious guest: Michael B. Jordan

BONG, DONE, FINITO

Illustrious guests: Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss

PLAIN SLICE

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero go in on the news and cultural stories from the past week. Plus, correspondents Rainey and Tawanda see whether Desus & Mero can tell if strangers on the street are really from New York. Illustrious guest: Denzel Washington. Season premiere.

IT'S GONNA HIT

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero go in on the news and cultural stories from the past week. Plus, Desus & Mero take a look at the world of modern art, roasting some non-fungible tokens (NFTs) and trying to guess how much money they've been sold for. Illustrious guests: Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg.

GRAB YOUR BAGS

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero go in on the news and cultural stories of the past week. In search of even more hardware for their award-winning television show, Desus & Mero enlist American Cornhole League pro Lori Dool to help turn them into champions. After an intense training session, they take on a team of ringers from Long Island. Will Desus & Mero pull off the upset and add a new trophy to their shelf? Illustrious guest: Samuel L. Jackson.

THAT'S BRIOCHE

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero go in on the news and cultural stories of the past week. Then, in the wake of rap star Pusha T's recent fast food endorsement, Desus & Mero conduct a blind taste test to find the best fish sandwich on the market. It's a test of both the sandwiches' flavor and the hosts' stomachs' endurance. Illustrious guest: Pusha T.

BIG HATER ENERGY

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero go in on the news and cultural stories of the past week. Then, the two hosts are tested on their knowledge of reality dating show stars. Can they distinguish a contestant who is "too hot to handle" from one who got married at first sight? Either way, the brand is strong and it's here for the right reasons. Illustrious guest: Michelle Yeoh.

LUCITE SITUATION

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero go in on the news and cultural stories from the past week. Then, with the help of Karleen Roy, event planner to the stars, Desus & Mero prepare to throw Rihanna the greatest baby shower of all time. She has no idea that this event is in the works, but Desus & Mero hope that by planning an incredible party, they can get her to show up. Illustrious guest: Damson Idris.

CHEATER BELLY

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero go in on the news and cultural stories from the past week. Plus, correspondents Rainey and Tawanda ask people on the street if they've ever cheated on their partners and then see if Desus & Mero can spot the cheaters - some of whom share wild stories. Illustrious guest: Earl Sweatshirt.

BAD BILLS

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero go in on the news and cultural stories from the past week. Plus, John Wilson (How To With John Wilson) joins Desus & Mero at a local junk store to pick out some new decor for their offices. Wilson is an expert at finding beauty in unexpected places, and he helps Desus & Mero find the most precious treasure of all: friendship. Illustrious guest: Jon Bernthal.

RUM ON THEIR GUMS

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero go in on the news and cultural stories from the past week. Plus, Desus & Mero are inspired by a Bay Area kindergarten class's pep talk hotline to create a phone line of their own. They enlist some New York City kids to record discouraging messages for grownups, and Abbott Elementary star Janelle James stops by to help out.

IT'S A PARTY NOW

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero go in on the news and cultural stories from the past week. Then, Desus & Mero throw the surprise baby shower they've been organizing for Rihanna with the help of celebrity event planner Karleen Roy. Celebrity attendees include CBS News legend Maurice DuBois. The decorations are spectacular and the places are set at the banquet table...but will Rihanna make an appearance? Illustrious guest: Quinta Brunson.

BOTTLES, BOTTLES, BOTTLES

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero go in on the news and cultural stories from the past week. Then, Kenan Thompson from Saturday Night Live joins Desus & Mero to taste test several brands of bottled water, including one that costs over $1,000. They'll see if they can tell whether they're sipping pricey imported spring water or plain old New York City tap water. Can Desus, Mero and Kenan guess how much each bottle costs by the taste or is it all just...water to them?

AUTO-CLAPPING

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero go in on the news and cultural stories from the past week. Then, Desus & Mero take a look at some of the most lavish celebrity homes currently for sale and try to guess who they belong to. Will the decor provide enough information for them to correctly identify the sellers? Illustrious guest: Sam Jay.

SAY NO TO THE MUSTACHE

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero go in on the news and cultural stories from the past week. Plus, in a new segment called "What's Your Damage?" correspondent Heben Nigatu opens an amateur therapist's office in a New York City park to find out what is wrong with the men of NYC. Desus and Mero try to guess what each guy's big problem is. Illustrious guest: Wanda Sykes.

SCIENCE AND FELONIES

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero go in on the news and cultural stories from the past week. Then, Seth Meyers (of NBC's Late Night with Seth Meyers) joins Desus & Mero on a trip Times Square to enjoy some elaborate, Texas-sized cocktails. Seth is known for conducting hilarious day-drinking interviews on his show, but these ridiculous beverages will put his tolerance to the test. Guest: Seth Meyers.

COULDA BEEN A HERO

Desus Nice and The Kid Mero go in on the news and cultural stories from the past week. Plus, they sit down for a conversation with New York Yankees legend Derek Jeter covering everything from his most memorable moments on the field to the specific things he used to whisper to opposing teams' first basemen. Then, Desus and Mero want to help their office's floundering softball team turn their season around, so they ask football analyst Mina Kimes to help break down some game footage. Illustrious guest: Derek Jeter.