Episodes
Meat Handlers vs. Cartoon Voice Actors
The rivalry between the cartoon voice actors and America's meat handlers is finally settled. Plus, Vic gives Kenny advice on being a TV announcer. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Log Drop; Wall Buggers; Boulder Dash
Donors vs. Addicts
Those who take part in twelve step programs challenge those who gave a little bit of themselves in this edition of MXC, and the good captain talks about "tough love". Games include: Mud Buttlers; Dash to Death; Rotating Surfboard of Death; Brass Balls; Pole Riders
Dairy Workers vs. Automobile Workers
Dairy workers and the automobile workers of America battle it out. Games include: Wall Bangers; Get Hard; Saddle Sores; Swish Bucklers; Teetering Temple of Crippling Doom
Cops vs. Cons
The good guys challenge the bad guys in this battle. Also, Kenny dresses up as a cop with an attitude and Vic gets into the mind of a criminal. Games include: Dope on a Rope; Prison Break; Hand Job; Bunk Buddies; Legal Maze; Yankin' It
The Couples Show
Romance is in the air with a very special couples only show. Vic, Kenny, and the Captain discuss the ins and outs of love and relationships. Games include: Plank Spankers; Romantic Rotating Surfboard of Death; Hot Steaming Bowl of Love; The Sticky Stuff of Love; Brass Balls of Love
Inventors vs. Ex-Child Actors
Washed-up child actors go head-to-head with the keen minds of the inventors on this show. Also, overhearing one ex-child actor's catch phrase, Vic and Kenny go crazy-go-nuts. Games include: Get Over It; Sinkers and Floaters; Door Jam; Le Tour de Grand Prix; Log Drop
College Girls
Spring break means girls, girls and more girls on this special edition of MXC. Hot college chicks challenge hot college babes in a tournament to find out who's the best of the bunch. Vic and Kenny admire the ladies while the Captain gives some sex-ed advice. Games include: Wall of Hidden Blistering Death; Blind-Sided Date; Sinkers and Floaters; Ball Busters; Log Drop
Outdoorsmen vs. Educators
Teachers challenge the rugged outdoors men and women on this edition of MXC. Guy also reports from his new medieval managed care facility, which is still surprisingly vacant. Games include: Door Slammer; Sinkers and Floaters; Wall of Mame; Pole Riders; Log Drop
Circus vs. Airlines
This episode features the exciting battle of the Airline Travel Industry against the Circus Workers. Vic discusses Kenny's options for joining the circus. Guy Le Douche's cousin Geek substitutes in for him so he can attend his annual parole hearing. Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Foul Balls; Little Man in the Boat; Corn Holders; Mudballs
Physical Fitness vs. Music Industry
The fit and muscular physical fitness industry challenges the burned-out musical team in this MXC battle. Also, Kenny shows us some new game prototypes. Games include: Turtle Gut Check; Mounting the Spike; Clear Sphere of Fear; Jerk and Release
Fashion vs. Religion
The fashion people take on the bible-thumpers on this edition of MXC. Also, Vic and Kenny continue their tribute to the new First Network for Men. Games include: Yankers Away; The Poisonous Horny Toad; Shroom Zoom; Runaway Stump
Adult Entertainment vs. Home Improvement
The adult entertainment industry challenges the home improvement industry in this edition. Captain Tenneal gets a special visit from porn star Ivana Swallow. Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; Dash to Death; Dope on a Rope; Elimination Idol
Gambling Industry vs. Medical Professionals
Taking their chances in this episode, the gambling industry takes on the medical professionals. Also, we see how MXC is seen in the foreign nation of New Jersey. Games include: Sack Lunch; Boulder Dash; Tight Enders; Brass Balls
Food Service vs. Hobbyists
People with hobbies take on food service employees to see who's got what it takes to survive elimination. Kenny discusses his leisure activities, and the Captain shares his opinion on hobbies with the contestants. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Saddle Sores; Wallbangers; Log Drop
Hi-Tech vs. Civil Service
Computer nerds and city workers go head to head. Games include: Dope on a Rope; Circle Jerkers; Swamp Gassers; Brass Balls
Cable TV Workers vs. White House Employees
Finding out who's more ruthless: cable TV workers or White House employees. Meanwhile, Kenny remembers a White House tour. Games include: Rotating Surfboards of Death; Door Jam; Mine Games; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom
Reality TV vs. Animal Lovers
Real life and wild life battle it out like animals on this episode of MXC, as reality TV stars face off against animal specialists. Games include: Window Pain; Dash to Death; Loogie Launch; Endangering Species; Log Drop
Toy & Games vs. Office Workers
The battle looms between office workers and toy makers in this MXC battle. Games include: Holes of Glory; Skidmarkers; Log Drop; Chum in the Mouth
Beauty Pageants vs. Military Personnel
Can the military take down the big lacquered hair, perfect bodies and personalities of the beauty pageant contestants? Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Turtle Hurdlers Crossing the Poo-Tomac; Pole Riders; Boulder Dash
Entrepreneurs vs. Hotel Staff
Hoteliers go head-to-head with entrepreneurs in this battle. Captain Tenneal speaks on the dangers of hotel rooms. Games include: Dirty Muddy Balls; Saddle Sores; Staff Infectors; Rotating Surfboard of Death
Former Olympians
In this episode, former Olympians from America battle former Olympians from the rest of the world. Kenny and Vic try to conceal their USA pride. The Captain hangs out with pop sensation Pey'once. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Dope on a Rope; Dash to Death; Log Drop
Entertainment Media vs. Unions
Members of entertainment media take on union workers on this episode of MXC. Vic and Kenny discuss the benefits of union employment. Games include: Window Pain; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Muddy Runs; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom
Wedding Industry vs. Trucking Industry
The battle rages between those who help people get hitched and those who hitch trailers. Also, Vic and Kenny get a visit from some truckers, and Ken practices his future work as a Justice of the Peace. Games include: Mudd Butlers; Tour de Grand Prix; Brass Balls; Nut Baggers
Financial Industry vs. Alcohol Industry
MXC goes under the lights for the first nighttime edition as Wall Street's Bulls and Bears challenge Bourbon Street's distillers and beer makers. Also, Vic preaches to Kenny about the dangers of alcohol. Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; Eat Shitake; Pole Riders; Log Drop
Real Monsters vs. Commercial Mascots
It's a monstrous edition of the world's toughest reality sports show in town as product mascots, captained by Pissin' Boots, the mascot of Cat-Scat Kitty Litter challenges real monsters, captained by Clamula, whose reeking breath kills people for miles around as we celebrate All Hallow's Eve. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Intestinal Fortitude; Dry Balls
Fast Food vs. Aerospace
The battle would be settled between the aerospace workers and the fast food employees in MXC's Arctic Edition. Games include: Sno' Man's Land; Frozen Wallbangers; Sperm Wheelers; Frigid Slope of Icy Death
MXC Almost Live
In this one hour special episode, MXC games are played by college students from the University of Central Florida and various other Orlando-area colleges at Universal Studios in Florida.
Republicans vs. Democrats vs. Third Party
MXC presents their first ever three-way... battle in honor of the Presidential electoral college entitled "Squeeze Out The Vote 2004" where it's the Republicans against the Democrats against the Third Party. Forget the backstabbing and name-calling because this time, the mud-slinging's for real! Games include: Rock the Moat; Dark Horse Race; Pork the Barrel; The Rotating Surfboard of Political Suicide; Mudslingers; Log Jam
Unemployed vs. Enviromentalists
The people who can't hold a job are facing off against the tree-huggers who want to save the earth when the unemployed challenge the environmentalists in this MXC battle. Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Finger It; Dope on a Rope; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Pole Riders
Snack Food Industry vs. Print Media
If you're hungry for action, this episode of MXC is just for you. Members of the snack food industry challenge their arch rivals from the print media in a winner-takes-all battle for bragging rights.. .and a cold soda or two. Also, the Captain introduces everyone to his new book, "Well, You're Wrong!". Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Door Jammed; Circle Jerkers; Brass Balls
Baby Products Industry vs. Paranormal
Baby product makers challenge the people who track down UFOs and ghosts on this edition of MXC in a war to settle their score, and nap time afterward for everyone. Games include: Mud Butlers; Yankin' It; Flailing Wall; Log Drop
Adventurers & Explorers vs. Dental Industry
Oral drillers take on spelunkers on this MXC affair when the dentists take on explorers. Also, Kenny demonstrates some of his new inventions... in which Vic needs some teamsters to help. Games include: Dash to Death; Hand Job; Wall Bangers; Sinkers and Floaters
Country Kids vs. City Kids
MXC throws open their games to kids for our first "Children's Special" as the country children take on the city children and see where the best kids come from. Also, Vic and Kenny test out Vic's new invention... a career-choosing device for toddlers. Games include: Escape From Foster Care; Lil' Sinkers and Floaters; Irritable Bowl Training; Rotating Surfboard of Death Jr.
Organized Crime vs. Weight Loss Industry
Mafia members take on those who want to lose weight in this bizarre MXC battle. Games include: Dead Men Walking; Runaway Stump; Little Man in the Boat; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom
Novelty/Gift Industry vs. The Death Industry
It's the people who make gag presents vs. the people that plant stiffs for profit in an aquatic-themed show. Meanwhile, Vic discovers the joys of Kenny Blankenship's dressing room. Games include: Wet Spot; Circle Jerkers Ahoy; Elimination Idol; Wallbangers
The Amusement Park Industry vs. The World's Oldest Profession
The employees of amusement parks take on those who give sex for hire. Also, Vic and Kenny have a go at a new game featuring deadly lasers, tanks, and some clown on a giant ball. Games include: Hosin' the Ho's; Eat Shitake; Brass Balls; Sinkers and Floaters
C.S.I. vs. Kid's Entertainment
Forensics experts take on kiddie entertainment folks as Vic and Kenny try to solve a murder on this special edition of "MXCSI". Games include: Wall Bangers; Buckoff; Sinkers and Floaters; Brass Balls
The Master Debaters
Bush/Cheney supporters take on the Kerry/Edwards supporters in this special episode's battle between President Bush and Senator Kerry. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Pie in the Sky; Boulder Dash; Character Assassination
Oil Industry vs. Make-Over Industry
People who strike oil take on people who give face lifts in this MXC competition. Games include: Roulective Surgery; Rotating Surfboards of Death; Dash to Death; Mudd Butlers
Film Industry vs. Phobias
Hollywood's film industry challenges a group with phobias on this edition of MXC. Also, Kenny teams up with Anne Heche to make a new movie, which Kenny treats like an adult movie. Games include: Get a Piece; Saddle Sores; Pole Riders; Log Drop
Romance Industry vs. Firearm Industry
The people who make love take on the people who own firearms. Make sure to keep your guns cocked! Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Dope on a Rope; Skidmarkers; Wall Buggers
Footwear Industry vs. Electronic Gaming
The footlockers take on the game boys (and girls) in this first episode of 2005. Kenny and Vic also try out some new athletic footwear. Games include: Spare Me; Sinkers and Floaters; Chum in the Mouth; Boulder Dash
Waste Industry vs. Advertising
It's the septic sluggers vs. TV pluggers as waste management takes on advertising. Vic and Kenny discuss the significant role of advertising in American culture by exploring the ad campaign for Cocoa Puffs. Games include: Bagel Bumpers; Sperm Wheelers; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom; Rotating Surfboard of Death
Malcontents vs. Baked Goods
Only MXC can bring together bakers and malcontents for an all-out war. Games include: Bust-a-Nut; Bird Droppings; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Log Drop
Mall Workers vs. The Telephone Company
MXC creates a war between those who work at the mall and the telephone industry. The Captain revels in memories of better days spent at the mall and Guy crank calls employees who work the emergency line. Games include: Eat Shitake; Circle Jerkers; In and Out-House; Dope on a Rope
Art World vs. Insurance Industry
It is the battle of the still life vs. whole life as the art world takes on the insurance industry. Kenny tries to break into the art world and Vic tries to get Kenny added to his life insurance policy. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Dead End Zone; Hand Job; Wall Buggers
Seafood Industry vs. High Society
The high societers take on the fishermen in this episode of MXC. Guy, meanwhile, relives lonely days spent on the LeDouche compound on Lake Erie. Games include: Saddlesores; Hookline and Swingers; Rotating Surfboard of Death; Log Drop
Lumber Industry vs. Broadcast News
News anchors challenge lumberjacks (and lumberjills) in this edition of MXC. Also, Vic gives being a lumberjack a try and Guy shows his flair for broadcast journalism. Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Dash to Death; Wall Bangers; Pole Riders
Postal Service vs. Motor Sports
Ladies and Gentlemen, start your postal meters! This edition of MXC pits members of the Motor Sports community against disgruntled Postal Industry workers. Also, we will see the historic first MXC Impact Replay en español. Games include: Dead Letter Zone; Foul Balls; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Log Drop
The Court Room vs. Rodeo Industry
It's the battle between lawsuits and cowboy boots when MXC presents the battle between The Courtroom and the Rodeo Industry, so saddle up and hang on to your legal briefs, and that's no bull! Also, a tragic turn of events as a contestant passes on to that last roundup in the sky as he gets overcome by pesticides. Games include: Crossing the Pee-O-Grande; Wall Buggers; Little Man in the Boat; Clear Sphere of Fear
Sports Women vs. Business Women
Hot off the success of the College Girls of Spring Break special, MXC holds their second ever all-women show, this time pitting the athletic sports types against the self-made business types. Meanwhile, Vic and Kenny pay tribute to Spike TV's new explosive show, Boom!, by playing with dynamite. Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Rotating Surfboard of Death; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; The Giant G-String of Doom
White Collar Careers vs. Blue Collar Careers
It's Career Day on MXC as white collar workers and their proteges compete against the blue collar workers and their aide de camps. Games include: Plank Spankers; Slipped Disk of Doom; Mudd Butlers; Log Drop
Comic Book Industry vs. Personal Hygiene
MXC presents the battle between the people who prevent stinkers against the drawers with pen-and-inkers when the hygiene industry challenges the comic book industry. Also, Vic turns Kenny's unsuccessful Oral-Facializer into the even more unsuccessful Man-Ipulator, and we see the adventures of Megaphone Man when he goes into the lair of the evil doctor Medula Oblongata. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Highballers; Gang Plankers; Runaway Stump
Desperate Housewives vs. Ultimate Fighters
In honor of Spike TV's relationship with the the Ultimate Fighting Championship, this special edition of MXC pits the ultimate fighters against the Wisteria Lane gang and their compadres of Desperate Housewives in the battle of the octagoners and the Eva Longorias. Games include: Take a Leek; Mudd Butlers; Sinkers and Floaters; Dash to Death; Log Drop
Real Mafia vs. Video Game Industry
MXC presents the goombahs and the game boys (and girls) in this battle. Games include: Backyard Bocci Ball Bloodbath; Dope on a Rope; Nerve Racketeering; Slabs of Death; Sorry-Wrong Number; Clear Sphere of Fear
Most Best of MXC
This one-hour special features a compilation of the funniest and most painful moments from MXC.
Most Best of MXC 2
A second helping of the funniest and most painful moments from the series. (One hour)
Country Music Superstars vs. The World of James Bond
MXC celebrates the holidays - and the "008 Days of Bond" - with the battle between fans of Bond... James Bond and country music types. Games include: Endangering Species; Boulder Dash; Elimination Idol; Pole Riders
Hollywood's Jilted Wives vs. Cheating Husbands
The Brads attempt to get the upper hand on the Jennifers in an all-star edition of MXC to kickoff 2006. Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; Pole Riders; Hand Job; Brass Balls
Las Vegas vs. Sesame Street
Big Bird takes on big bets when MXC brings together two of the most polar opposites in America: The kiddie playground of Sesame Street and the adult playground known as Las Vegas. Games include: Cruelette; Wall Buggers; Big Bird Droppings; Sinkers and Floaters
Total Nonstop Action vs. World Wrestling
Get ready for a mean battle as MXC gets it on with a wrestling extravaganza as Total Nonstop Action goes against the other guys, as tight shorts and mock sports get it on! Games include: Wall Bangers; Door Jammed; Circle Jerkers; Boulder Dash
Wack Pack vs. Hollywood Rehabbers
Howard Stern's freaky deaks meet those from La-La Land's twelve step programs when they meet on the MXC battlefield. Also, the MXC Players present "A Streetwalker Named Desire". Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; The Crate Escape; Sperm Whalers; Sinkers and Floaters
Pro Athletes vs. Super Models
The battle rages on as MXC brings together the bulked-up needle users and the throwing-up salad shooters when pumped-up hulks meet three-inch pumps. The MXC Players return with "Steroids to Heaven", and we are introduced to the new Miss Hawaiian Tropic Fever. Games include: Eat Shitake; Spit Ball; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Log Drop
Celebrity Justice vs. TV Motor Sports Shows
The oil and the legal briefs will fly when MXC brings out the TV car show buffs against the legal analysts for this all-out war. Also, Vic and Kenny drive through downtown Los Angeles shooting celebrities at will, and the MXC Players present "Crime And No Punishment". Games include: Sack Lunch; Wall Buggers; Little Man in the Boat; Brass Balls
Tough Guys vs. Chick Flix
Rambo meets romance on this edition of MXC. Also, The MXC Players present "Thelma and Louise 2! The Musical!" Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom; Catch Hell; Log Drop
The World of Hip Hop vs. Hollywood Horror Movies
Bling bling takes on slashers on this edition of MXC. Also, Vic breaks up Kenny's raging hip-hop party and special guests from horror film "The Bloody Polyp", "Colon Mole" and "Fraudzilla" visit. Games include: Cheeze Squeezers; Runaway Stump; Dash to Death; Sinkers and Floaters
Mega-Millionaires vs. Where Are They Now?
Money takes on mediocrity on this MXC battle when multi-millionaires challenge those who have had their fifteen minutes of fame. Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Mudd Butlers; Ball Busters; Rotating Surfboard of Death
NASCAR vs. Box Office Bombs
Ishtar takes on fast cars as some of Hollywood's biggest box office duds take on NASCAR in this high-powered edition of MXC. Games include: Drop Dead Line; Muddy Runs; Chum in the Mouth; Battlefeltch Earth
Stoners vs. Health Nuts
The high take on the healthy in this special preview of Season Five.
Religous Right vs. Gay Rights
The Adam and Eves challenge the Adam and Steves on this episode of MXC.
Super Heroes vs. MySpace
Only those at MXC bring together the spandex clad muscular flyers and the geeky internet folks for an all-out battle.
V.G.A.D.D. Awards
V.G.A.D.D. Awards - (Video Game Attention Deficit Disorder Awards).Team MXC celebrates the world of video games with the first ever (and likely last?) Video Game Attention Defecit Disorder (V. G. A. D. D.) awards as those who play the games take on the people who create them. Also, the Barrio Brothers make an appearence.
Sexual Pioneers vs. The World of Violent Films
MXC brings you the battle between the forefathers of fornication and the peck-and-paw of extremely violent films. (Sorry, that's the best I can do.)
Chick Magnets vs. Famous Felons
This MXC episode pits the hottest men in the world against celebrity jail bait.
Jack@$$ vs. Stand-up Comics
Stuntmen take on funnymen on this MXC showdown.
The Young and Rich vs. Men's Magazines
MXC's newest battle pits the youthul rich people against men's magazine printers.
Greenpeace vs. Body Obsessed
MXC brings a rivalry to a boil between members of Greenpeace and the people obsessed with their bodies.
Hot Chicks of Primetime vs. Hot Celebrity Moms
MXC has its' third all-female show, pitting Hot Celebrity Mothers against Hot Chicks of primetime.
White House vs. The World
Workers at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC 20001 take on the rest of the world on this week's episode of MXC.
People Who P!$$ Us Off vs. Worst Jobs
The famous people who you dislike take on the folks with the world's worst occupations. Need we say more about this MXC attraction?
College Sports vs. Mall of Baghdad
It's sis-boom-bah versus Babagannosh on MXC!
Cast
Victor Wilson
Vic Romano (voice)
Christopher Darga
Kenny Blankenship (voice)
Mary Scheer
Everygirl (voice)
Takeshi Kitano
John Cervenka
Sonemanma Higashi
Crew
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