Late for Breakfast

Patrick presents a show about food after missing out on a hearty breakfast.

Bummer Jobs

Patrick and SpongeBob experience the wonders of the workforce.

Pat-a-thon

Patrick hosts a telethon to raise money for snails that can't dance.

Lost in Couch

Patrick loses the remote in the cushions, so he journeys into the couch to track it down.

Stair Wars

Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs, leading to a ludicrous conflict.

Enemies à la Mode

Members of the Star family confront their absurd rivalries.

The Haunting of Star House

Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but he ends up getting just what he paid for.

Squidina's Little Helper

Squidina hires an assistant who's a little too good at his job.

I Smell a Pat

The Patrick Star Show is interrupted by a most peculiar stench.

Terror at 20,000 Leagues

The Patrick Show presents a Halloween TV special.

Gas Station Vacation

The Star Family heads to their favorite resort.

Bunny the Barbarian

Bunny goes on a mid-day adventure to a forgotten age.

The Yard Sale

GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.

Just in Time for Christmas

Patrick travels through time to find last minute Christmas gifts for his family.

Who's a Big Boy?

Patrick hits an unnatural growth spurt in his late adolescence.

Klopnodian Heritage Festival

The Star Family learns the cultural traditions of the old country.

To Dad and Back

Patrick ventures inside Cecil to learn how the body works.

Survivoring

Cecil takes his kids camping, but Squidina wants the drama of reality TV.

X Marks the Pot

A classic villain returns to his former lair, only to find the Star Family inhabiting it.

Patrick's Alley

The Patrick Show rebrands for a younger audience.

Pearl Wants to Be a Star

Pearl stars in a guest appearance on The Patrick Show.

Nitwit Neighborhood News

Patrick and Squidina report the news around Bikini Bottom.

Mid-Season Finale

The Patrick Show presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season.

Shrinking Stars

The Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller.

Uncredible Journey

Tinkle, Ouchie, and Pinkeye must venture back home together after being taken away by mistake.

Host-a-Palooza

Patrick gets injured, so his family members take turns hosting the show.

Backpay Payback

Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil.

House Hunting

The Star family house runs away from home.

Super Sitters

Patrick and SpongeBob go back in time to watch Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy when they were new.

FitzPatrick

Patrick's evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick's reputation.

The Drooling Fool

Patrick's uncontrollable drooling gets out of hand and mouth.

Patrick’s Got a Zoo Loose

A shape-shifting alien runs loose in the Star home.

The Patterfly Effect

Patrick messes with the space-time continuum.

A Space Affair to Remember

While Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space, Patrick and Squidina throw a house party.

Home ECCH!

Squidina hosts a television show to pass a home economics class.

Fun & Done!

Patrick and SpongeBob try to unlock a dull child's imagination.

The Lil' Patscals

Patrick learns about GrandPat's childhood.

The Prehistoric Patrick Star Show

In a pre-historic era, Cave Pat hosts a show with his family.

The Patrick Show Sells Out

The Patrick Show! gets competing sponsors.

Neptune’s Ball

The Star family visits King Neptune's palace.

Dad’s Stache Stash

Cecil shows Patrick his mustache collection.

A Root Galoot

The Star family brings a mandrake root into their home.

The Starry Awards

Patrick hosts an award ceremony.

Blorpsgiving

Captain Doug Quasar meets Pat-Tron's robot family.

Stuntin’

Patrick gets a stunt double.

Olly Olly Organ Free

In a notion of protest, Patrick's organs leave his body.

Which Witch is Which?

Bunny's mother makes a visit from the old country.

Get Off My Lawnie

Granny Tentacles gets her own spin-off show.

Bubble Bass Reviews

Bubble Bass reviews and critiques The Patrick Show.

Patrick’s Prison Pals

Bunny brings Patrick to prison for "Bring Your Kid to Work Day."

The Patrick Show Cashes In

The Patrick Show sells merchandise in order to fund its second season.

The Star Games

Patrick hosts a series of game shows.

Super Stars

The Star Family is a team of superheroes.

Now You Museum, Now You Don't

Cecil works as a security guard at Lady Upturn’s art museum.

10 and 1 Toliets

The Stars’ pet toilet Tinkle has puppies.

Family Plotz

The Star family spends a day playing at the cemetery.

The Wrath of Shmandor

The tiny futuristic city of Shmandor exacts revenge on Patrick.

There Goes the Neighborhood

Patrick and Squidina go on location to interview their neighbors.

Movie Stars

Patrick and SpongeBob work at the movie theater.

Dr. Smart Science

With Sandy's guidance, Patrick hosts a science show.

The Commode Episode

Patrick gets stuck in the bathroom.

Tying the Klop-Knot

Bunny and Cecil need to get married again.

Chum Bucket List

SpongeBob helps Patrick fulfill his bucket list.

Big Baby Patrick

Patrick has a nostalgic meltdown.

Is There a Director in the House?

While Squidina is away at camp, Patrick needs a new director.

Star Cruise

The Star family is abducted by aliens.

Best Served Cold

The enemies of the Star family team up to exact revenge.

Tattoo Hullabaloo

Bunny loses a tattoo.

Too Many Patricks

Patrick hires more Patricks to perform at birthday parties.

Much Tofu About Nothing

Pat-Thos shares a Hamdonian tale of love and pork products.

Face/Off-Model

Patrick wakes up off-model.

5 Star Restaurant

The Star family works at the Krusty Krab.

At Home, on the Lam

Bunny tries to punish Patrick for chocolate-favored crimes.

Pick Patrick's Path

The Lawnies vote for what Patrick does next in a special "Choose Your Own Adventure" episode of The Patrick Show.

Time to Eat

Patrick hosts a time-travelling food show.

Cleanin' House

While Bunny's in Klopnod, the Star home becomes a mess.

The Fun Bucket

The Star family parties at the Chum Bucket.

The Patrick Show After Dark

Patrick hosts his show after dark, exploring what Bikini Bottom is like at night.

Chopping Spree

Pat the Hapless goes on a barbaric quest to the shopping mall.

All Bot Myself

Pat-Tron works for the Star family.

Star-Robics

In this fitness variety show, Patrick learns how to exercise.

Who's the Dummy Now?

A family of dummies move into the Star home.

Patrick Show Land

The Stars run a Patrick Show theme park in their home.

Legend of the Lost Bathroom

Patrick and Squidina embark on a quest to find the lost bathroom.

Driven to Drive

Patrick learns to drive.

A Patty in Time

Patrick time-travels in a race for the Krusty Krab's newest menu item.

Pat-per Route

Patrick helps Squidward with his newspaper delivery job to compensate for injuring him.

Day of the Dartfish

In the midst of a typical day of scavenging, the Dartfish family discovers a thief in the Star home.

Something Stupid This Way Comes

Madame Hagfish shares tales of Pat-Tron, Pat the Hapless, and Pat-gor.

Thanks But No Thanksgiving

Patrick’s family celebrates Thanksgiving with his mother’s side of the family.

Squidina's Holidaze Special

Squidina has to direct her school holiday play, but her script was mangled by Patrick.

Patty-Poo

Patrick spawns an adorable mini-Patrick who quickly becomes the star of the show, until he outgrows the role.

Swaptoberfest

The Star family celebrates the Klopnodian holiday Swaptoberfest by swapping identities with each other.

Patrickle Jokes

Patrick and Squidina go undercover to investigate a corrupt novelty product factory.

Pat Roast

The Patrick Show presents the "Roast of Patrick Star."

All Out of Idea Bricks

Patrick and Squidina follow their last idea to bring into RandomLand.

A Fool Schooled

After discovering that Patrick never finished behavioral training, the family home-schools him.

Get Ouch

After getting rid of Ouchie, Pinkeye takes over the Star house.

Day of the Living Dad Jokes

Patrick and Squidina must find safety amidst the dad joke apocalypse.

Sitcom Stars

When Cecil's boss visits the house, the Stars get trapped in a sitcom.

The Show Must Go Yawn

When Squidina is bedridden, Patrick has to run his show without her.

The Dated Game

GrandPat competes for Granny Tentacles' love on a dating game show.

Ice Cream Headache

The Ice Cream Man and Ice Cream King team up to capture a mysterious ice cream eating beast.

A Tinkle in Time

Tinkle stumbles into a time-traveling adventure.

TV or Not TV

Patrick and Squidina aren't allowed to watch TV when they spend time with their parents for a day.

Two Pests in a Teapot

When Granny Tentacles goes out for a spa day, Patrick and Squidina take care of her house.

Partial Recall

After Plankton forgets who he is, the Dartfish family adopts him.

The Haunting of Flim-Flam House

Patrick and Squidina help the Flim-Flam brothers hunt the ghost that haunts their house.

Rube Tube

On her day off from the Patrick Show, Squidina helps Rube produce his TV show.

Sea Haw

Patrick hosts a countrified variety show.

Li'l Past-Cals

The Kelpbed Kids travel to the future to get their kicking can back.

Zoo U

The Star family goes on a college tour for Patrick… at the zoo.

A Remembrance of Grand-Past

GrandPat shares his life stories to spoil every movie at the theater.

Pat-Tathlon

The Patricks compete in a series of games for control of the TV remote.

Upturn's Downturn

After driving over Patrick, a court order forces Lady Upturn to live with the Star family.

Terror on Tape

The Stars watch a series of haunted video tapes.

Visiting Vikings

For Leif Erikson Day, Patrick and SpongeBob time-travel back to Viking times.

It's Too Late... With Plankton

When the Stars go to the mountains, Squidina hires Plankton to entertain the Lawnies.

In a Space Pickle

Quasar uses Patrick to communicate with the dumbest aliens in the universe.

Stare Wars

Patrick and GrandPat have a staring contest to compete for the last lick of a baking spoon.

Safety Worst

After yet another Star house disaster, the fire marshal forces Patrick to watch a safety training video.

De-Pat-ment Store

Patrick fails his way up the corporate ladder at Upturn's mall.

Doctor Patrick

After accidentally putting on doctor's clothes, Patrick believes he's a medical professional.

Slumber Party Stars

After Pearl can no longer have a sleepover with Squidina, the Stars throw Squidina a slumber party on their own.

Retreat!

Patrick is mistaken for a corporate retreat leader.

Sidekick Search

Patrick and Squidina hold auditions for a Patrick Show sidekick.

Mass Gramp-nosis

Patrick accidentally hypnotizes Bikini Bottom into becoming GrandPats.

Cart of Darkness

Squidina leads Patrick on a grocery shopping mission.

Braggin' Slayer

In Hamdonia, Prince Shmeat and Tofu Todd embark on a quest to defeat the Maw.

Scaredy Pat

After learning what stage fright is, Patrick fears his own audience.

Make Yourself Pat Home

Patrick overstays his welcome at the SquarePants home.

Accidentally in Love

GrandPat injures himself for Nurse Helga's attention.

Neighborhood Wash

The Star's neighbor Gladys works as a neighborhood vigilante.

A Fridge Too Far

Patrick, GrandPat, and Cecil want Bunny to honor their accomplishments on the fridge.

The Barbarian Next Door

Pat the Hapless is banished to another dimension.

Runaway Patrick

Patrick leaves his old life behind and ends up accidentally adopting a new family.

Dad Election

After Patrick learns about "Dad Privileges," Patrick and Cecil compete in the Dad Election.

Supermarket Stars

The Star family takes over the grocery store.

Witless for the Prosecution

SpongeBob represents Patrick in Kid Court.

Time for the News

Perch travels through time to cover historical events.

Gone Bootin'

Cecil and his friends go on a fishing trip at the lake.

Roller Bunny

In a post-apocalyptic future, Bunny competes in a Roller Derby match to save the world.

Squ-AD-ina

Squidina and SpongeBob shoot advertisements to fund the Patrick Show.

Don't Friend the Reaper

GrandPat takes over Death's job for a day.

Pat Alone... At Home

When Patrick is left home alone, he protects the house from burglars.

Seagull Scout Adventures

Squidward and SpongeBob need Patrick to earn one Seagull Scout badge.

Scary Tales

Hans reads the Stars' haunted fairy tales.

The Squid and the Square

After capturing the Lawnies' attention, SpongeBob and Squidward become a hit new live act.

The Over-Under

After Cecil stumbles into a pile of underwear, he becomes an underwear salesman.

Toilet Training

After biting Squidward, Tinkle is sent to obedience training.

The Patrick Show Reunion

In the not-so-distant future, the Star family creates a reunion episode.

Squidina and the Brain

When Patrick leaves his brain at home, Squidina needs to work with it to find his body.

Day of the Snail

When SpongeBob goes on a trip with his parents for a day, he asks Squidina to pet sit Gary.

Vide OH-NO!

After realizing they taped over Cecil's home videos, Patrick and Squidina time travel to retape their family's most important memories.

The Cool Uncle

Cecil's brother Ricky takes Patrick out for a day to show him how to be "cool".

Drive-In Me Crazy

The Stars go to the drive-in movie theater.

A Stone-Age Star is Born

Patrick and Cave Pat switch places.

Game Over, Patrick

Patrick, GrandPat, and Squidina get trapped inside a video game.

This Old Coffee Pot

After Cecil breaks his mustache, Patrick is left in charge of renovating the Star home.

Litter Jitters

The Stars are forced to clean up a highway.

GrandPat: The Documentary

Squidina films a documentary about GrandPat.

When Life Gives You Lemons

Patrick, GrandPat, and Cecil steal Granny Tentacles' lemons to start a lemonade business and face sour consequences.

The Sound of Patrick

In a behind-the-scenes documentary, the story of the Star family's rise and fall as a musical sensation is revealed.

Untitled Christmas Special

World's Greatest Mug

Patrick and Squidina must replace Bunny's broken mug to turn her back into the world's greatest mom.

Squid Sitters

While Bunny and Cecil take GrandPat to the doctor, Patrick and SpongeBob babysit Squidina.