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Upright Citizens Brigade
Master Dialectitian
30m
14 June 1999
★ 0
Season 2, Episode 1: The Upright Citizens Brigade brings baby fights to the suburbs, and a boxer is forced to go ten rounds with a horse. Also, a member of the UCB dies 6 times.

Episodes

The Bucket of Truth
Episode 1

The Bucket of Truth

A Realtor shows a house featuring the "Bucket of Truth" and a "Hot Chicks Room". Also featuring the Unabomber and his Girl Scout friend Cassie.

30m
Poo Stick
Episode 2

Poo Stick

Big Red Cat gets harassed by a poo stick while performing mini-movies.

30m
Saigon Suicide Show
Episode 3

Saigon Suicide Show

In an attempt to destabilize society by eradicating prejudice, the UCB host a benefit featuring the Saigon Suicide Squad.

30m
Power Marketing
Episode 4

Power Marketing

"Power Marketing" guru Duke reveals the secret of his success: a new brain. Also, a new recruit is hired in the hyperminimalist office building, and the secret of the ass pennies is revealed.

30m
Children's Revolution
Episode 5

Children's Revolution

A pro-union puppet show at the elementary school incites one boy to stand up to his bullying school-bus driver.

30m
The Story of the Toad
Episode 6

The Story of the Toad

People use the heartwarming story of the toad to bring meaning to their lives.

30m
Lady of The Lake
Episode 7

Lady of The Lake

A frat guy dates the Lady of the Lake, who bores him with the story of how she once presented King Arthur with Excalibur.

30m
Time Machine
Episode 8

Time Machine

Andy goes back in time to play cards with Jesus and President Truman.

30m
Cyborgs
Episode 9

Cyborgs

The UCB's cyborg project goes wrong.

30m
The Little Donny Foundation
Episode 10

The Little Donny Foundation

Little Donny has a giant penis....but doesn't know it.

30m
Master Dialectitian
Episode 1

Master Dialectitian

The Upright Citizens Brigade brings baby fights to the suburbs, and a boxer is forced to go ten rounds with a horse. Also, a member of the UCB dies 6 times.

30m
Bomb Squad
Episode 2

Bomb Squad

A sex-obsessed psychic tracks a buxom jewel thief, and two procrastinating bomb squad officers seize an illegal dildo bong.

30m
Mogomra vs. the Fart Monster
Episode 3

Mogomra vs. the Fart Monster

The Upright Citizens Brigade fights the onslaught of throwing star culture and watches Mogomra the Giant Country Lobster battle the Evil Fart monster.

30m
Real World
Episode 4

Real World

The Upright Citizens Brigade gathers human oddities, including a businessman with a baby head hand and a senior citizen desperately trying to mate with a dolphin.

30m
Eli's Face Therapy
Episode 5

Eli's Face Therapy

A salon owner keeps rich women beautiful by slapping them across the face, and a man burns calories by pretending to flee from armed soldiers.

30m
Infested with Friars
Episode 6

Infested with Friars

The Upright Citizens Brigade infests a theme restaurant with a swarm of mutated comedians from the Friars Club, and a teenager discovers he can beat his curfew by faking his own kidnapping.

30m
Spaghetti Jesus
Episode 7

Spaghetti Jesus

The Upright Citizens Brigade discovers a modern day holy relic: The Spaghetti Jesus.

30m
Big City
Episode 8

Big City

The Upright Citizens Brigade puts a hooker in charge of a gourmet coffee shop.

30m
Hurricane
Episode 9

Hurricane

A TV Weatherman desperately tries to save Miami from a devastating hurricane.

30m
Supercool
Episode 10

Supercool

The Upright Citizens Brigade creates a documentary that finally reveals What is Supercool?

30m
Costumes
Episode 1

Costumes

When a man tries "werewolf sex" to turn his girlfriend on, she stabs him with a wooden stake.

30m
Mafia
Episode 2

Mafia

The Upright Citizens Brigade explores the seamy underworld of organized crime.

30m
Hospital
Episode 3

Hospital

Grim Reapers work in shifts at the hospital, until they claim Workman's Comp for scythe-related injuries.

30m
Band
Episode 4

Band

The Breaker-Uppers go on tour; The Murderers perform at an old-fashioned caka-walka.

30m
Food
Episode 5

Food

The Glendale Fitness Authority sets up Fat Camps to imprison the overweight.

30m
College
Episode 6

College

When one player is possessed by a demon at the college basketball game, the only thing that can save the day is Santa Liqueur.

30m
Sex
Episode 7

Sex

When Adair is reincarnated as a sandwich, the UCB must fulfill a sexy prophecy to bring him back.

30m
Small Town
Episode 8

Small Town

A quiet small town deals with earthquake parties, dolphin aliens, and Armageddon.

30m
Technology
Episode 9

Technology

Mike the Astronaut is trapped in Virtual Reality with a malfunctioning telephone, forced to eat nothing but edible panties, and both verbally and physically abused by the French.

30m
Thunderball
Episode 10

Thunderball

The first televised Pro Thunderball game! Three balls in play at all times, gorgeous honeys and vicious hounds to distract the players, and a car that roams the infield...

30m

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