Episode 1

Richard Harris, Kim Cattrall, Elton John

George Foreman, Ronni Ancona, Paul McCartney, Bjork

Barbara Windsor, Tracey Emin, Mark Lamarr, Samantha Mumba

Bruce Forsyth, Fay Ripley, David Blaine, Rich Hall, Kelly Jones

Ronan Keating, David Blaine, Ron Wood

Jack Dee, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Jarvis Cocker

June Brown, Mel B, Johnny Vegas

Charlotte Church, Lenny Kravitz, Reeves & Mortimer

Liza Minnelli, Pet Shop Boys, Eddie Izzard

Cliff Richard, Elvis Costello, Carol Smillie

Hugh Jackman, Marianne Faithfull, Leslie Phillips

Richard & Judy, Gary Lineker, Alistair McGowan

Kacey Ainsworth, Alex Ferns, Donald MacIntyre, Peter Kay, Sugababes

Ozzy Osbourne, John Mills, Zoë Ball

George Best, Davina McCall, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

Martine McCutcheon, Julian Clary, Stephen Fry, No Doubt

Dale Winton, Phill Jupitus, Tom Jones, Red Hot Chili Peppers

Jeremy Clarkson, Goldie, Ronnie Corbett, The Damned

Ulrika Jonsson, Ross Noble, Cilla Black, Tom Jones

Deborah Harry, Omid Djalili, Dale Winton, Manic Street Preachers

Kylie Minogue, Rob Brydon, Tenacious D

Ricky Gervais, Michael Moore, Robson Green, Sophie Ellis-Bextor

Alan Davies, David Blaine, Ms Dynamite, Enrique Iglesias

Lee Evans, Anastacia, Terry Wogan, Turin Brakes

Episode 7

Features John McEnroe • Sir David Attenborough • Melinda Messenger • Laurence Llewelyn Bowen • Supergrass

Roger Moore, June Sarpong, Jack Dee, Bryan Ferry

Joanna Lumley, Avid Merrion, Derren Brown, Eddie Izzard, Doves

New Year's Eve with Jonathan Ross

Doon Mackichan, Lucy Benjamin, Paul O'Grady, Placebo

Martin Freeman, Jo Brand, Yoko Ono, Moloko

Rhona Cameron, Alan Cumming, Honor Blackman, Noddy Holder, The Vessels

Vernon Kay, Minnie Driver, Ian Wright, Blur

Shane Richie, Craig David, Famke Janssen, Feeder

Madonna

James Nesbitt, Alistair McGowan, Lisa Marie Presley, The Dandy Warhols

Darius, Denise Lewis, Nigel Havers, Cerys Matthews

Carol Vorderman, Mel C, Phil Tufnell, Super Furry Animals

Leslie Grantham, Avid Merrion, Shania Twain, Radiohead

Simon Cowell, Charlotte Church, Marilyn Manson

Chris Tarrant, Johnny Vegas, Jim Carrey, The Coral

Julie Walters, Jack Dee, David Bowie, Lisa Maffia

Kate Beckinsale, Sting, Lee Evans

Chris Eubank, Michael Madsen, Rachel Stevens, Finlay Quaye

Bill Bailey, Uma Thurman, Quentin Tarantino, Har Mar Superstar

Nigella Lawson, Blur, Mackenzie Crook, Jamie Theakston

Alan Davies, Felicity Kendal, 50 Cent

Harry Hill, Martine McCutcheon, Griff Rhys Jones, Primal Scream

Dermot O'Leary, Alicia Keys, Paul O'Grady, The Flaming Lips

Samuel L. Jackson, Alex Parks, Bruce Forsyth, Radiohead

Nigel Harman, Leslie Ash, Ricky Gervais, Kings of Leon

Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany, Jessie Wallace, The Thrills

Matt Lucas, David Walliams, Boris Becker, Ozzy Osbourne, Kelly Osbourne, The Strokes

Bob Geldof, Richard Briers, Avid Merrion, Tim Burgess

Victoria Beckham, Ian McKellen, Johnny Vegas, Gary Jules, Michael Andrews, The Raveonettes

Liza Tarbuck, John Lydon, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Starsailor

John Hurt, Martin Freeman, Shane Richie, Amy Winehouse, The Libertines

Simon Pegg, Emma Bunton, Richard Wilson, Scissor Sisters

Charlize Theron, Kris Marshall, Des Lynam, Muse

Jools Holland, Julia Stiles, Omar Sharif, Aqualung

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, Kate Bosworth, Alan Davies, Busted

Terry Wogan, Jane Leeves, Frank Skinner, The Bees

Bill Bailey, Jodie Kidd, Clive Owen, The Streets

Eric Bana, Jamelia, Ricky Tomlinson, Matthew Lillard, Damien Rice

Dale Winton, Ronnie O'Sullivan, Morrissey

Carol Vorderman, Eddie Izzard, Will Young, Franz Ferdinand

Elliott Gould, Jake Gyllenhaal, Janet Jackson, Jet

Patrick Stewart, Lucy Davis, David Duchovny, Supergrass

Ilie Nastase, Kelis, Gordon Ramsay, The Cure

David James, Nancy Del 'Olio, Lenny Kravitz, The Rock, Divine Comedy

Paul Newman, Christian Slater, Jack Dee, Paul Weller, The 5, 6, 7, 8's

Tim Robbins, Josh Hartnett, Noel Gallagher, Ian Brown

Ray Winstone, Gary Lineker, Kim Woodburn, Aggie MacKenzie, PJ Harvey

Trinny & Susannah, Paul Bettany, Cybill Shepherd, Robbie Williams

Ewan McGregor, Charley Boorman, Geoffrey Rush, Nancy Sinatra, The Hives

Graham Norton, Björk, Duran Duran

Minnie Driver, Lee Evans, Stephen Fry, The Mooney Suzuki

Ringo Starr, Rob Brydon, Frankie Dettori, Nick Cave, The Bad Seeds

Barbara Windsor, Geri Hallwell, Sarah Michelle Gellar, The Killers

Pierce Brosnan, Peter Kay, Gwen Stefani, Fatboy Slim

Elton John, Holly Hunter, Jimmy Carr

Ricky Gervais, Rhys Ifans, Sheila Hancock, Keane

Matt Lucas, David Walliams, Jessica Stevenson, U2

Kim Cattrall, Dara O'Briain, Bruce Forsyth, Kings of Leon

Martin Scorsese, Cilla Black, Johnny Vegas, The Beautiful South

Delia Smith, Rupert Everett, Blue, Franz Ferdinand.

Penélope Cruz, Boy George, Lennox Lewis, Beck

Christopher Eccleston, Sally Lindsay, Julian Clary, Kasabian

David Carradine, Natalie Imbruglia, Eddie Izzard, Garbage

Nicole Kidman, David Schwimmer, Shirley Ghostman, The Doves

Robert Downey Jr., Jane Krakowski, Pamela Anderson, The Tears.

Joely Richardson, Martin Freeman, Sir Alan Sugar, The Dears

Juliette Lewis, Colin McAllister, Justin Ryan, Oasis

David Hasslehoff, The League of Gentlemen, Kelly Osbourne, New Order

Gordon Ramsay, Priscilla Presley, Bob Mortimer, Steve Coogan, Ben Folds

Mickey Rourke, Zoe Lucker, Goran Visnjic, Jay Kay, Jamiroquai

Friday Night with Jonathan Ross: Jamiroquai perform their new single 'Feels just like it should' and Jay Kay talks about hats. Goran Visnjic promotes his latest TV series, Spartacus.

Jane Fonda, Fern Britton, Tommy Lee and Vince Neil, Coldplay

Bob Geldof, Teri Hatcher, Charlotte Church

Serena Williams, Ian McShane, James Nesbitt, Turin Brakes

Jennifer Connelly, Nigel Harman, Michael Palin, Moby

Bob Geldof, Tommy Rae Brown, James Brown, Joss Stone, Ricky Gervais.

Joan Rivers, Jack Dee, Helen Mirren, The Black-Eyed Peas.

Alan Whicker, Gérard Depardieu, Franz Ferdinand, Kanye West.

Catherine Deneuve, Catherine Tate, Ricky Martin, Simple Minds.

Lee Evans, Louis Theroux, Tracy-Ann Oberman, Louis XIV.

Sharon Osbourne, Lee Ryan, Bob Hoskins, Ms Dynamite.

Emma Thompson, Jordan and Peter Andre, Rob Brydon, Hard-Fi.

Des Lynam, Alan Davies, Kristin Scott Thomas, Robbie Williams.

Stephen Fry, Guy Pearce, Jade Goody, The Magic Numbers.

Woody Harrelson, Daniel Radcliffe, Sharleen Spiteri, Kaiser Chiefs.

Cameron Diaz, Jimmy Carr, Shane Ritchie, Toni Collette, Green Day.

Patrick Swayze, Damon Albarn & Jamie Hewlett, Jeremy Clarkson, Anthony and the Johnsons, Boy George.

Coldplay, Sarah Jessica Parker, Patsy Kensit, Harry Hill

Jack Black, Jools Holland, Will Young & Paul Weller

Take That, Ray Winstone, Dara O'Briain, Claudia Winkleman, Kubb

It's Christmas with Jonathan Ross

David Tennant, Rob Brydon & Steve Coogan, Richard Ashcroft

David Attenborough, Morrissey, Pink, Gavin Henson

Ant & Dec, Tamsin Greig, Gorillaz, Alan Sugar

Joan Collins, Johnny Vegas, Carmen Electra, Red Hot Chili Peppers

Chicane, Dita Von Teese, Graham Norton, Tom Jones

Justin Hawkins, David Morrissey, Amanda Redman, Dennis Waterman, Dirty Pretty Things

Kiefer Sutherland, Kristin Davis, Primal Scream

Uma Thurman, Ian McKellen, Graham Coxon, Russell Brand

Morrissey, Paul Bettany, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, William Shatner

Halle Berry, Hugh Jackman, John Simm, Lorraine Kelly, The Concretes

Jon Bon Jovi, Preston & Chantelle, Keane, Noel Edmonds

Alan Carr, Jo Frost, Teri Hatcher, The Kooks

Peter Kay, Vic Reeves, Muse, John Malkovich

The Raconteurs, David Cameron, Bruce Willis

Anjelica Huston, McFly, Rolf Harris, Razorlight

Dominic Monaghan, Pete Doherty, Jon Culshaw, The Zutons

Julie Walters, Ricky Gervais, Pete & Nikki, The Killers

Terry Wogan, Julianne Moore, Will Ferrell, Scissor Sisters

Ian Wright, Sparks

Jamie Oliver, Adam Sandler, Lily Allen, The New York Dolls

Mitchell and Webb, Gary Barlow, Gordon Ramsay, Zach Braff, Snow Patrol, Martha Wainwright

Russell Crowe, Amir Khan, Lee Mack, Jade Goody, The Gossip

Catherine Tate, Michael Ball, Billie Piper, Jack Dee, Kasabian

Smokey Robinson, All Saints, Borat, Gnarls Barkley

Julio Iglesias, Tenacious D, Ben Affleck, Jet

The Mighty Boosh, John Barrowman, Emma Thompson, Gwen Stefani

Courtney Love, Jeremy Clarkson, David Schwimmer, Simon Pegg, Juliette and the Licks

Courtney Love, Jeremy Clarkson, David Schwimmer, Simon Pegg, Juliette and the Licks.

Nigella Lawson, Elijah Wood, Dylan Moran, The Fratellis

Denzel Washington, Girls Aloud, Dara O’Briain, Guillemots

Jimmy Carr, Cat Deeley, Don Johnson, Boy George, Amanda Ghost, Tenacious D

Richard Hammond, Lee Evans, Jarvis Cocker

Ricky Hatton, Daniel Radcliffe, Thandie Newton, The Good, The Bad & The Queen.

Ladies and gentlemen: he's back. The suited, wavy-haired cheeky monkey himself Mr Ross, welcomes us to his new series with the distinct possibility of a punch-up. Boxer Ricky Hatton goes toe-to-toe with Jonathan and Thandie Newton will do well to stay that far away from him and his saucy banter. Daniel Radcliffe, who has gone from boy wizard to horse fondler, returns to the show as does Damon Albarn with yet another new band The Good, The Bad & The Queen. Has he finally formed a good one?

John Travolta, Gareth Gates, Ricky Gervais, Macy Gray.

Ricky Gervais? On Jonathan's show? That must have taken some serious negotiating - or maybe just a kiss. I'm amazed to see Gareth Gates on the show; I thought he was happy and comfortable in obscurity. I guess he couldn't say no (that's cruel I know). Completing the guest list are full-time pilot and part-time actor John Travolta and Macy Gray, who is a dead ringer for that bear from The Hair Bear Bunch.

Ursula Andress, Jamie Cullum, Mark Strong, Dynamo, Kings of Leon.

Gilbert & George, Patsy Kensit, Alan Carr, Bryan Ferry.

A curious mix of guests this week. Artists Gilbert & George who began their careers' in performance art, now better known for their brightly coloured photo-montages. Not my cup of tea to be honest, but they did win the Turner Prize in 1986. Liverpool won the League and F.A. Cup double in the same year, which probably explains why I missed their finest hour. Stephen Gerrard in full flow - now that's art.Jonathan's former warm-up man Alan Carr is back as is the woman who's had more rock stars that the green room at Live Aid, Patsy Kensit. Smooth, suited Mackem Bryan Ferry provides the music - hopefully not something by Wagner.

Bill Bailey, Sarah Brightman, Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Jamie T.

Bill Bailey is a funny guy, a talented musician and a Klingon nonce. He's on tour - go and see him, shout 'weasels' and hear his reply - 'dormice'! Singer, Sarah Brightman, is set to perform at this year's F.A. Cup final - I think she'll lose, which is a pity as I think she'd do well in the U.E.F.A. Cup. Music this week from Jamie T. So that's one talented musician on the programme then...

Helena Bonham Carter, Rob Brydon, Greg Rusedski,The View.

Rob Brydon stars in a programme called 'Annually Retentive'. Does that mean he can or can not stand next to the piano? If you are drunk whilst watching this episode, that's Helena Bonham Carter - not Robert Smith from The Cure.

Fern Britton, Phillip Schofield, Sir Alan Sugar, Rufus Wainwright, Kaiser Chiefs.

Eddie Izzard, John Barrowman, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Janice Dickinson, Regina Spektor.

Evita, Cats, Starlight Express - just three of the musicals written by Andrew Lloyd Webber, that I have no intention of ever going to see. John Barrowman has probably seen all of them at least 83 times. Also appearing tonight in a skirt, Janice Dickinson and possibly Eddie Izzard.

Justin Lee Collins, Freema Agyeman, Ozzy Osbourne.

There was a time when Ozzy liked nothing more than to tuck in to a bat's head for a snack, these days he's far happier with a delicious butter substitute. We all mellow with age. I'm worried that Justin Lee Collins will end up as the latest canine member of Ozzy's family due to his cartoon dog-like appearance. I'm sure he wouldn't get away with using the floor as a toilet as easily as Ozzy's real dogs seem to.

Bear Grylls, Gordon Ramsay, Tori Spelling, Klaxons.

I was going to make fun of Bear Grylls because of his name, that was until I discovered that he was in the S.A.S. so I thought better of it. If I made fun of Gordon Ramsay on the other hand, he would probably just call me a ****. (He wouldn’t be the first).

Myleene Klass, Nick Frost, Andy Roddick, My Chemical Romance.

It's that time of year when the British pretend we like tennis again. Andy Roddick's appearance can only mean the EVIL that is Wimbledon is upon us. Fat women of Britain rejoice and pay £97.32p for two strawberries (you'll need to re-mortgage your house if you want cream with them). Myleene Klass who is heavily pregnant and Nick Frost who's a natural fatty also appear.

Shilpa Shetty, Alex James, Rob Lowe, CSS.

Shilpa Shetty; Bollywood superstar and the recipient of verbal bullying from the Bermondsey Beast, Jade Goody. Funny that, why would a fat, ignorant talentless pig pick on a beautiful, successful actress? Weird. Alex James has lead the typical rock star lifestyle: gigs, women, drinking and cheese-making. They want it all don't they?

Russell Brand, Serena Williams, Iggy & The Stooges.

Serena Williams is an impressive looking woman: big and strong - all muscle and buttocks. She could easily have puny Russell Brand in a fight. Actually, I reckon she could have him, Iggy Pop and the rest of the Stooges. Jonathan, the audience, the Poofs, the piano...

Bruce Willis, Fearne Cotton, Pete Doherty, Arcade Fire.

The combined weight of Fearne Cotton and Pete Doherty tops the scales at a porky 42 kilograms - 43 if they are wet. I doubt they could overpower a fractious kitten or contain an angry wasp. Bruce Willis and I share a birthday; that's about all we have in common as I have hair and a natural aversion to Demi Moore (and all her films).

J.K. Rowling, Bob Hoskins, Gok Wan, Paul Weller & Graham Coxon, The Arctic Monkeys.

Rarity is the common factor this week; a TV appearance by the Arctic Monkeys which is as rare as a woman who understands the off-side rule, and something that's as rare as hen's toothpaste; an interview with Harry Potter creator J.K. Rowling. Also rare - possibly unique - is a London-born Norwegian sailor - step forward Bob Hoskins. The programme is scheduled to return in September 2007.

Keira Knightley, Simon Pegg, Adam Sandler, The Polyphonic Spree.

It seems like just 63 days since Jonathan was talking to J.K. Rowling. Either that, or I can't count. However long it was, the wait is over - he's back. To kick things off, there is a rare interview with Keira Knightley who, incidentally, weighs less than Jonathan's hair. Funny man Simon Pegg and man Adam Sandler also appear on the first show. Music comes from Dallas-based twenty-three-piece band The Polyphonic Spree, who, incidentally, weigh less than Jonathan's hair.

Trinny & Susannah, Samuel L. Jackson, Quentin Tarantino, KT Tunstall.

This week's guests: a director who's films I don't really like; an actor who's films I don't watch; two women who make television programmes for badly dressed frumpy lasses and some Scottish warbler who's music gives me the staggers. Apart from that, I am really looking forward to it.

Dame Helen Mirren, Richard Hammond Christian Slater, The Hives.

There's a 'Hair Off' this week: Richard Hammond - the indestructible one from Top Gear, brings his new, flowing locks to compete with Jonathan's luscious mane. Dame Helen Mirren's naturally girly hair might not be enough to secure victory, but Christian Slater is in with a chance. If it's decided by facial hair, Dr. Matt Destruction from The Hives will walk it, even though he's bald. Bring it on!

Michael Ball, Jamie Foxx, Beth Ditto, Peter Björn & John.

Four weeks into the new series and the guest list shows signs of strain, and that's not just down to Beth Ditto's bulk. Peter Björn & John are described as "Swedish folk rockers" - is it just me, or does that sound like a cue to stuff your ears with broken glass?

Michelle Pfeiffer, Ewan McGregor, Charlie Boorman, Chris Moyles, Roisin Murphy.

Mother Nature is either very creative, or she's got a blinding sense of humour. How else could you explain the effortless beauty of Michelle Pfeiffer and the unconstrained ugliness of Chris Moyles? Maybe she created him with the left-overs from elephants ar**s.

Jools Holland, Jake Gyllenhaal, Katie and Peter, Richard Hawley.

If Katie Price's self-importance was flammable and caught fire, it would be the Great Fire of London all over again. If her talent was flammable and caught fire, it would be like a damp banger going off. Peter Andre appears tonight - he's married to the damp banger.

Peter Serafinowicz, Terry Wogan, Kelly Smith, Take That.

Kelly Smith, who is brilliant and will probably be the next Queen of England, appears tonight in all her shimmering glory. She will be talking about Women's Football which is absolutely excellent entertainment.

Heston Blumenthal, Penny Lancaster, Kelly Brook, Cate Blanchett, Duran Duran.

Heston Blumenthal has been described as a "culinary alchemist". This is a rather grand way of saying he makes porridge from snails. Kelly Brook is the latest celebrity to put her name to a perfume, sadly, the name 'Smelly Brook' was discarded pretty early on. Actress, Cate Blanchett and 'famous for being married to Rod Stewart' Penny Lancaster also appear. Duran Duran - who will perform their new song, will probably be wearing more make-up than Kelly, Cate and Penny - specifically Nick Rhodes.

Gordon Ramsay, Ruth Jones, James Corden, Girls Aloud, Alicia Keys.

Gordon Ramsay has more Michelin stars than any other chef, most of which have to be used to censor the swear words he uses. ****, for example.

Sir Anthony Hopkins, Jimmy Carr, Katy Brand, Foo Fighters.

Proud Welshman Sir Anthony Hopkins - who is now an American citizen - makes his first appearance on the show. Jimmy Carr, who just seems to be very proud of himself in general, makes what seems to be his 400th appearance.

Daniel Craig, Jack Dee, Russell Brand, Hard Fi.

Daniel Craig – the blond Bond; Russell Brand – the pseudo-Dickensian Cockney urchin and Jack Dee – the grumpy one who is second only to Ricky Gervais in appearances on the show.

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, The Mighty Boosh, Boyzone, Kate Nash.

"Fighting in the Dojo, Miso Miso Oriental Prince in the land of soup". Fans of the Boosh will understand that, other people might just be greatly disturbed. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, a man who has cooked pretty much everything on television from Cephalopoda to placenta makes a welcome début appearance on the show. The music comes from Kate Nash with her mockney stylings and 'cor blimey Mary Poppins, ain't it foggy in Larndon'?

Jeremy Clarkson, Renée Zellweger, Jerry Seinfeld, Matt Lucas, David Walliams, Adele.

Quite a line-up this week: Actress Renée Zellweger who made big knickers the talk of England; Jerry Seinfeld who made some people on TV.com unhappy (see the Soup Nazi debates in the forums) and Jeremy Clarkson who makes many people unhappy all over England - particularly Wales, the United States and Bill Oddie.

Will Smith, Len Goodman, Arlene Phillips, Bruno Tonioli, Craig Revel Horwood, Kerry Katona, Editors.

Never have so many people I have never heard of appeared in the same episode. Will Smith should save the day and Kerry Katona could make it a very long day if she is 'tired and emotional'. Music from Editors, which some viewers might find entertaining.

Andrew Flintoff, Stephen Merchant, Christopher Biggins, Janice Dickinson, Mark Ronson, Ricky Wilson.

Andrew Flintoff, Stephen Merchant, Janice Dickinson, Mark Ronson, Ricky Wilson

Tom Hanks, Hannah Spearritt, Chris Rock, Andrew Lee Potts, Reverend & The Makers.

New Series. Yes, a new series just twenty days after the last one ended, the BBC is getting its moneys worth out of Jonathan. In return, he provides a guest straight from the top of the A List - Tom Hanks. Chris Rock, who some people might find funny, whilst others will just regard him as loud, American and not funny. Music from Reverend & The Makers.

Sir David Attenborough, Ringo Starr, Samantha Janus, Rita Simons, Hot Chip.

He is a living legend; a man who was a part of the greatest model railway based children's programme of all time. He provided the voices for the fab four: Thomas, Henry Gordon and the Fat Controller � Mr. Ringo Starr. He was also in The Beatles. Also appearing on this week's show, Sir David Attenborough; friend of the Rwandan gorilla, pal of the bat and generally on nodding terms with fish.

Alan Carr, Eva Longoria, Jeff Goldblum, Mary J. Blige.

Big, butch funny bloke Alan Carr returns to the Ross sofa. Alan wears glasses... and shoes... and has the requisite number of ears for a standard human. Yes, you've guessed it - I don't know anything about the other guests.

Sarah Parish, Sharon Small, Shelley Conn, Orla Brady, Britt Ekland, Naveen Andrews, Morrissey.

The Cast of Mistresses join Jonathan for an innuendo-laden smut fest; Britt Ekland takes part in a 'I was married to Peter Sellers and danced naked in The Wicker Man' jamboree and Morrissey provides the music - no smut and no dancing naked. Phew.

Philip Glenister, Jamie Bell, Dame Vivienne Westwood, Duffy.

First it was Life on Mars, now it's Ashes to Ashes. TV cop Gene Hunt, (Philip Glenister) returns to the screen as the Manc detective who likes 'oops. Maybe the next series will be called 'The Laughing Gnome' and will be set in the seedy underworld of Legoland. Starring Tom Cruise.

Nicholas Hoult, Sylvester Stallone, Katherine Jenkins, Guillemots.

First Blood, Rambo, Tango and Cash. Just three of the films for which Sylvester Stallone was not nominated for an Oscar. Also appearing: Nicholas Hoult from Skins and Katherine Jenkins from Wales. Music from Guillemots.

Bruce Forsyth, Forest Whitaker, Agyness Deyn, Elbow.

Nice to see him, to see him... Brucie returns to the show, on what will be his 80th birthday. Also on this week's programme: Forest Whitaker, who won an Oscar for his portrayal of Ugandan despot Idi Amin and model Agyness Deyn, who, and let's be honest about this, is just some model. Music from Elbow.

Keeley Hawes, The Rock, Gillian McKeith, Goldfrapp.

Michelle Ryan, Jean-Christophe Novelli, Goldie Hawn, The Temptations.

Michelle Ryan managed to star in several episodes of the Bionic Woman before it was axed. Who knows; maybe The Bill has the technology to rebuild her (career), as it has done for so many other former soap stars. Music comes from the Temptations, star-spangled blondness comes from Goldie Hawn and something French for the ladies comes from Jean-Christophe Novelli.

Gunther Von Hagens, David Baddiel, Twiggy, Siouxsie.

Gunther Von Hagens is a German anatomist who likes to perform televised autopsies in front an audience. This could be the last appearance on television for either Twiggy, David Baddiel Siouxsie Soux or Jonathan. Forgo your late-night snack just in case.

Trevor Eve, Donald Sutherland, Natasha Kaplinsky, The Kooks.

Natasha Kaplinsky is one of those people who you either really, really like, or really, really loathe. Which camp are you in? This week's 'Hollywood royalty' is Donald Sutherland, while Trevor Eve is this week's 'Brummie royalty'. Music from the Kooks.

John Hurt, Catherine Tate, David Tennant, Nigel Marven, Radiohead.

David Tennant and Catherine Tate, aka, the Doctor and his new companion; John Hurt, who has played the Elephant Man and Quentin Crisp on film, but is yet to play an unconvincing alien in Doctor Who, makes a return appearance. Music from Radiohead.

Mackenzie Crook, Kirsty Gallacher, Patsy Palmer, Ian Wright, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds.

Mackenzie Crook's latest film is Three and Out, in which he plays a Tube driver on London's Underground. The title refers to the rule that if a driver witnesses three accidental deaths on the line, he is pensioned off with a large lump sum. It is understandable to think from the title, that the film is actually about the career of cricketer Andrew Strauss.

Ronnie Corbett, Russell Brand, Ashton Kutcher, The Courteeners.

Aston Kutcher joins Jonathan to talk about a new film, or something. Russell Brand returns, possibly trying to break Ricky Gervais' number of appearances and Ronnie Corbett makes a return appearance to the show. A man described by the BBC as a "comedy giant". Music from new band, the Courteeners.

Robert Downey Jr, Michael Aspel, Gwyneth Paltrow, The Ting Tings.

Robert Downey Jr. makes a return appearance to the show, but it's debuts all-round for Gwyneth Paltrow, Michael Aspel and The Ting Tings.

Sir Alan Sugar, Johnny Vegas, Jade Jagger Vampire Weekend.

That big bundle of chuckles, Sir Alan Sugar, returns to the show; the big bundle, Johnny Vegas, also returns with his own brand of northern madness. Making her first appearance on the show is Jade Jagger, who, apparently, is famous for being a model and not just for being called Jagger. Music from Vampire Weekend.

Sarah Jessica Parker, Andrew Marr, Anthony Head, Yazoo.

A mixed bag of guests this week: author and broadcaster Andrew Marr; actress Sarah Jessica Parker and actor Anthony Head. So not that mixed after all... Brilliantly, this week's band is Yazoo (or Yaz, if you are American and have difficulty with syllables).

Ray Winstone, The Osmonds, Neil Diamond.

Chirpy Cockney geezer, Ray Winstone, does the Lambeth walk into the studio to discuss jellied eels, Doodlebugs and boxing grannies from the east end. Gawd bless 'em. Actually, he'll probably talk about his role in the new Indiana Jones film. The Osmonds - all 7 of them, give their first British interview in 25 years. 7 Osmonds - that's 224 teeth. Seems like a lot more... Music to please your Mum - and mine, from golden-tonsilled Neil Diamond.

John Barrowman, Kirsty Young, Mark Wahlberg, Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber, Black Kids.

The ubiquitous John Barrowman returns to talk about his favourite Nancy (you can add your own punchline). Music from Black Kids, whose début song title takes longer to say than it takes to sing.

Robbie Coltrane, Rachel de Thame, Andy Murray, Paul Weller.

James McAvoy, Dame Eileen Atkins, Jo Brand, Coldplay.

Sienna Miller, Danny Wallace, Joe Calzaghe, CSS.

The WBO, WBC and WBA super middleweight champion of the world, Joe Calzaghe, talks to Jonathan about punching people.

Charlotte Church, Will Smith, Jay-Z, James.

Jay-z gives his first major British television interview ahead of his headline appearance at Glastonbury; the affable Will Smith returns as does singer Charlotte Church. Music from James.

Meryl Streep, Adrian Lester, Chris Addison, The Last Shadow Puppets.

Gok Wan, Chaka Khan, Steve Carell, Primal Scream.

Kelly Brook, The Mighty Boosh, The Streets.

The show returns and presumably so will the smut, as Kelly Brook is amongst the first guests in this, the 15th series. The Mighty Boosh return with a song to sing and a big monkey, too. Jonathan also welcomes Britain's gold medal winners from Beijing, which will take longer to do than it will for an Australian chat show host to welcome back their winners. Music from the Streets.

Steve Coogan, Abigail Clancy, Stevie Wonder.

In 1982, Stevie Wonder (with Sir Paul McCartney) sang: ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony, side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why don't we? Well, you could have been in the same country as each other when you shot the video for a start! Model, Abigail Clancy and Steve Coogan also appear.

Cheryl Cole, Ben Stiller, Paul O'Grady, Iglu & Hartly

Starsky and Hutch and Dodgeball - just two films starring Ben Stiller which didn't trouble the Oscars. Fellow chat show host, Paul O'Grady, (who unlike Jonathan lets his guests answer a question before butting in) and X Factor judge Cheryl Cole return to the show.

Jamie Oliver, Simon Pegg, Matt Lucas, David Walliams, Keane

For what seems like the 1,000th time, Lucas & Walliams cosy up to Jonathan to flog their cash cow Little Britain. Chef, Jamie Oliver and funny bloke Simon Pegg also appear.

Faye Dunaway, Sir Michael Parkinson, Alan Carr, Bishi

Colin Farrell, Claudia Winkleman, Sir Roger Moore, The Kills.

Gordon Ramsey, Sarah Silverman, Ricky Gervais, Razorlight

Daniel Craig, Tony Curtis, Grace Jones, Girls Aloud

Tom Cruise, Stephen Fry, Lee Evans, Franz Ferdinand

The host is joined by Hollywood actor Tom Cruise, who is promoting his latest film Valkyrie, acclaimed writer and presenter Stephen Fry and stand-up comedian Lee Evans. Plus, Franz Ferdinand perform their latest single Ulysses.

Eddie Izzard, Glenn Close, William Shatner, Lily Allen

Anna Friel, Benicio del Toro, Tom Jones

The host is joined by Benicio del Toro, Oscar-winning actor and star of Steven Soderbergh's Che Guevara biopic. He also chats with Pushing Daisies star Anna Friel and singer Tom Jones, who provides the music with "Give a Lttle Love".

Michael McIntyre, Emily Mortimer, Dev Patel, Morrissey

Actor Dev Patel, star of the Bafta-winning film Slumdog Millionaire, comedian Michael McIntyre, and The Pink Panther 2 leading lady Emily Mortimer join the host for a showcase of celebrity chat and topical commentary on the week's big events. Plus, Morrissey performs I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris.

Mickey Rourke, Jason Manford, Will Young, The Cure

Bafta-winning star of The Wrestler Mickey Rourke, comedian Jason Manford and singer-songwriter Will Young chat to the host. Plus, the Cure perform The Only One from their latest album 4:13 Dream.

David Attenborough, Emily Blunt, Clive Owen, U2

James Corden, Michael C Hall, Ruby Wax, Annie Lennox

Gavin & Stacey's James Corden, comedian Ruby Wax and actor Michael C Hall of Dexter and Six Feet Under join the host. Music is provided by Annie Lennox, whose greatest hits compilation is released on Monday.

Michael Sheen, Lionel Richie, Vin Diesel, Sparks

The host welcomes actor Michael Sheen, whose latest film role playing a real-life public figure is as football manager Brian Clough in The Damned United. Fast & Furious star Vin Diesel, and music legend Lionel Richie, who is currently on tour in the UK, also drop in. Music is provided by pop duo Sparks, who will perform a song from their current album Exotic Creatures of the Deep.

Barbara Windsor, Larry Lamb, Rhys Ifans, Chris Moyles, Peter Doherty

Whoopi Goldberg, Jason Isaacs, Jason Donovan, Antony and the Johnsons

Hugh Jackman, Lady Gaga, Martin Clunes

Dame Helen Mirren, Miley Cyrus, Simon Pegg, Spandau Ballet

Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber, Jade Ewen, Rob Brydon, Sophie Dahl, The Enemy

Tom Hanks, Coleen Nolan, Carol McGiffin, Jane McDonald, Dizzee Rascal

Ben Stiller, Ewan McGregor, Eminem, Charlotte Uhlenbroek

Martin Sheen, Yvette Fielding, Grace Jones, Scott Maslen

Joanna Lumley, The Priests, Brandon Flowers, The Killers

The host is joined by actor Joanna Lumley, Northern Ireland's musical trio the Priests and the Killers frontman Brandon Flowers, who chats to Jonathan on the sofa and performs in the studio with the rest of the band.

Dustin Hoffman, Eric Cantona, Hugh Laurie, The Gossip

Jack Black, Sue Perkins, Giles Coren, Take That

Matthew Fox, Mitchell and Webb, Davina McCall, Reverend and the Makers

Tim Henman, Shappi Khorsandi, Blue, Florence and the Machine

The host is joined by retired tennis player Tim Henman, recently reformed boy band Blue and Iranian-born comedian Shappi Khorsandi. Plus, Florence and the Machine perform their latest single Rabbit Heart.

Sandra Bullock, Emma Watson, Benny Andersson, Little Boots

Vivienne Westwood, James May, Rufus Wainwright.

Bono, The Edge, Anjelica Huston, Dame Edna Everage, The Noisettes

Denzel Washington, Deborah Meaden, Theo Paphitis, James Caan, Peter Jones, Quentin Tarantino, a-ha

Jamie Oliver, Ricky Gervais, Stuart Broad and Mika

Jonathan Ross kick-starts a new season of his chat show with guests including cooking crusader Jamie Oliver; Britain's biggest comedian, Ricky Gervais; England Ashes hero Stuart Broad; and music from technicolour pop prince, Mika.

Barry Manilow, Alan Davies and Eva Mendes

Jonathan Ross continues the new season of music and chat with guests including recording legend Barry Manilow, QI star Alan Davies and actress and supermodel, Eva Mendes.

Peter Andre, Sir David Attenborough, Eva Herzigova, Eddie Izzard and Jay Z

Graham Norton, Alexander Armstrong, Ben Miller, Verne Troyer and Shakira

Friday Night with Streisand and Ross

Barbra Streisand joins Jonathan Ross for her first British TV interview this century.

Chris Evans, Jeremy Piven, JLS and Kasabian

Alesha Dixon, Vince Vaughn, Jack Dee and Paloma Faith

Tim Minchin, Joanna Page, Boy George and Jamie Cullum

Christopher Walken, Dara Ó Briain, Dominic Cooper, Green Day and The Stylistics

Jimmy Carr, Serena Williams and Robbie Williams

Michael McIntyre, Sarah Harding, Gerard Butler, Arctic Monkeys

Jonathan Ross is joined by comedy phenomenon Michael McIntyre; Girls Aloud minx Sarah Harding; Hollywood hunk Gerard Butler; WBA World Heavyweight Champion David Haye, and there's an exclusive performance from Arctic Monkeys.

Peter Kay, Jeremy Clarkson, Laurence Fishburne, Muse

Reese Witherspoon, Gordon Ramsay, Sophia Loren, Russell Howard, Them Crooked Vultures

Jenson Button, Andre Agassi, N-Dubz

Hugh Grant, Eddie Izzard, The Priests, Rihanna

Ray Winstone, Arlene Phillips, Catherine Tate, Pixie Lott

Jonathan returns for the first show of a brand-new series. Among the guests joining him are Ray Winstone, Arlene Phillips and Catherine Tate. There's also music from Pixie Lott.

Alan Carr, Billie Piper, Alicia Keys

In the second show of the series, Jonathan welcomes sizzling actress Billie Piper and top TV funnyman Alan Carr. Plus chat and performance from the mesmerising Alicia Keys.

Kim Cattrall, Misfits, Jedward, Editors

Joining Jonathan in the studio are Sex and the City siren Kim Cattrall, indie rock giants Editors, the cast of Misfits and X Factor twins Jedward.

Lorraine Kelly, Shahrukh Khan, John Barrowman, Marina and the Diamonds

Joining Jonathan in the studio are Bollywood king Shahrukh Khan, John Barrowman and the queen of breakfast TV, Lorraine Kelly. Plus, there's music from Marina and the Diamonds.

Jeff Bridges, John Bishop, Westlife, Courtney Love

Jonathan Ross has an exclusive interview with Oscar favourite Jeff Bridges, Scouse stand-up star John Bishop, the mighty Westlife and music from grunge goddess Courtney Love and her band Hole.

Colin Farrell, Natalia Vodianova, Jason Manford and Jay-Z

Jonathan Ross presents another edition of the current series. His guests are: actor Colin Farrell, Russian supermodel Natalia Vodianova, comedian Jason Manford and chatting and performing Jay-Z

Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Lord Lloyd Webber and soul singer Sade

Jonathan Ross presents another edition of the current series. He is joined by master of the macabre Tim Burton whose new film "Alice Through The Looking Glass" has just been released and stars Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter. Johnny joins Tim and Jonathan on the show. Also, legendary maestro Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber, with an exclusive performance of Love Never Dies; and, in her first TV appearance in ten years, the return of the peerless Sade.

Lady Gaga, Stephen Moyer and Michael Ball

Jonathan Ross presents another edition of the current series. Jonathan is joined by the queen of this year's BRITS, triple winner Lady Gaga, chatting and performing two songs live in the studio; True Blood star Stephen Moyer; and Michael Ball.

Charlotte Church, James Corden, cast of Outnumbered, Amy Williams, Plan B

Jonathan Ross presents music and chat. He is joined by Charlotte Church, James Corden, the cast of Outnumbered and Olympic golden girl Amy Williams. Plus, there's music from Plan B.

Emma Thompson, Matt Smith, Brian Cox, Goldfrapp

Jonathan is joined by the sublime Emma Thompson, new Timelord from Doctor Who; Matt Smith, solar scientist Brian Cox and an uninvited guest: "The Fly". Plus there's music from the hypnotic Goldfrapp.

Heston Blumenthal, Tina Fey, Aaron Johnson, Groove Armada ft. Will Young

30 Rock star Tina Fey is this week's American guest; chef, Heston Blumenthal, who includes salmon poached in liquorice on the menu of The Fat Duck and Aaron Johnson, star of Nowhere Boy. Music from Groove Armada ft. Will Young.

Idris Elba, Kiefer Sutherland, Gemma Arterton and Alphabeat

Guests include The Wire's Idris Elba, magnificent dissident Kiefer Sutherland and the gorgeous Gemma Arterton, plus there's music from Alphabeat.

Gwyneth Paltrow, Demi Moore and Robert Downey Jnr. Plus Paul Weller.

Guests include Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson and Pineapple Dance Studios' Louie Spence as well as, via satellite, chats with Gwyneth Paltrow, Demi Moore and Robert Downey Jnr. Music is from Paul Weller who performs two tracks from his new album "Wake Up The Nation".

Russell Crowe, Reginald D Hunter, David Gandy and Dizzee Rascal

Jonathan Ross chats to the mighty Russell Crowe, America's finest comedy export, Reginald D Hunter and model David Gandy. Plus there's chat and performance from Dizzee Rascal.

Jake Gyllenhaal, Lord Alan Sugar, Adam Lambert, and The Drums

Jonathan Ross presents music and chat. Joining him are the prince of Hollywood, Jake Gyllenhaal, Lord Alan Sugar, American Idol's Adam Lambert, and there's music from The Drums.

Nick Frost, Alexandra Burke, Warwick Davis and Ellie Goulding

Jonathan Ross presents another edition of the current series, with guests including Hot Fuzz star Nick Frost, Alexandra Burke and actor Warwick Davis; and there's music from Ellie Goulding.

Ross Noble, Mary Portas, Gary Lineker and Gorillaz

Jonathan Ross presents another edition of the current series, with guests including brilliantly surreal comic Ross Noble, retail queen Mary Portas, broadcaster and former England striker Gary Lineker and Gorillaz.

Gabourey Sidibe, Jeff Goldblum, Kevin Bridges and Pendulum

Jonathan Ross presents another edition of the current series. His guests include Precious star Gabourey Sidibe, the delightful Jeff Goldblum, Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges and there's music from the prodigious Pendulum.

Andy Roddick, LL Cool J, Christina Aguilera and Eminem

Frankie Boyle, Katherine Heigl, Diddy

Al Green, Cast of Glee, Tom Hardy, Scissor Sisters play a song from their new album

Kylie Minogue, Sean Lock, Seasick Steve

Robin Williams, Elle Macpherson, Tim Minchin, Mark Ronson

Jimmy Carr, Penn and Teller, Ellen Page, Tom Jones

David Beckham, Jackie Chan, Mickey Rourke, Roxy Music

Jonathan Ross presents the final edition of his chat show, featuring a rare and exclusive interview with the brilliant David Beckham, martial arts superstar Jackie Chan, last of the Hollywood wild men Mickey Rourke, and a performance from the fabulous Roxy Music.